By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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chosha_fml 26

Oh just ditch the idiot. Seriously, do you want an ongoing sex life with this guy?

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Steve95401 49

OP may need to lube up her nostrils soon.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Apparently, this guy just can't get a hole-in-one. |the kid|

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Santo9812 0

That's kinda sad lol. My gf won't let me have anal sex, let alone anything like that.

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you_freak 7

Agreed! No one's giving OP props for being so ... uh ... giving!

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chels1994 11

...That's very odd

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hasaveli 2

Maybe he'll choke you to death and **** your ankle,

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cheriloowho 0

He's either "A" a sex addict, or "B" he's gay. Here's some sage advice, Just please don't let him felch you. (Goggle 'felching'). Gross.

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johncrb 6

Kick the retard to the curb after you let him titty f#ck you.

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Brotha_Lou 5

Uhmm his penis under ur hairy armpit. Lol people r getting sicker as the days goes by.

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iRuleUdrool 4

Unless OP is a guy... It shouldn't be hairy

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