By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

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Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Shipley18 17

I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex

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ChocolateScyther 19

pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.

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Comments

tiggerlover100 27

Maybe you should just have a talk with him OP on how that probably isn't the sexiest thing to say while having sex.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You know, I get that it's sex and some people think it should always be hot and bothered with screams of ecstasy, intense moaning and nothing else filling the room but, while all that is great, at the end of the day, you should be able to laugh with your partner. Yes. Even in the middle of sex.

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DoomedGemini 37

What bothers me is op said she was just starting to enjoy it and the he did this and couldn't finish. Since he decided to make a joke and lose his erection, he should have finished her off in another way. Truthfully, I don't see why he couldn't jokingly talk like that WHILE having sex instead of stopping, but hey still funny.

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Googolman 29

That's a bit depressing, considering he died.

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Cads1 24

Ah man, I made a South Park, Steve Irwin reference and it got removed! Something about thumbs and backsides.

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Boren 11

you have my full permission to sting him. ..

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MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

I'm trying not to laugh right now, sorry man.

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shemademedoit 20

-madea voice- get out of bed or you know what's gonna happen? *whispers* Youre gonna taste the rainbow

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crackajak 15

That's a nice way to cover up the premature release.

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rockwrench 18

Sometimes you have to laugh at some of life's little pleasures.

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rydersmomma16 21

And that's when you tell him to grow up, get out of your house, and then really start evaluating if this guy is actually m mature enough and capable to be able to handle a real relationship.

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ChopSuey444 20

If you have a man who is too serious, you're gonna have a pretty boring life together. I'd rather put up with a few bad jokes than have a partner who doesn't ever try to be silly.

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