By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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Zodaicz 4

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

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ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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Frenchface 0

that is kinda funny in a weird kind of way

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khaya 9

That guy is a legend, I'm gonna try that now.

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alkaid 14

do you really wanna lose your GF that much ?

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docscientist 9

I know, right? Getting a tattoo of a peni...oh wait, it's chest hair and can easily be shaved. I bet it was a joke to make op laugh and she ruined it by not having a sense of humor.

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Alex94xela 0

lol Is that the guy from the hangover?

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beautifulaspie 0

yeh it is but I believe the picture is from the new show he's in: Community. check it out! he plays a Spanish professor. Señor Chang lol

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kyarush 10

ya cuz a sense of humor is grounds for a breakup!

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Iknoweverything 29

Lucky it's just hair... shave the rest off!

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Grr, baby! Very grr! I think I'm going to go shave my chest hair like that now. You don't deserve your boyfriend, OP.

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ReginalUT 0

I think he might be trying to tell you that he is gay! You better get out befvore you catch him cheating on you with another man!

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FlashBurn 13

What?! No! She should make him bring him home and all 3 can.have fun, duh! :D

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rockefoe 6

HAHAHA that is when you snap a quick photo and RUNNN!!! you'd definitely get 1,000,000 hits on the internet ;)

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ivanoff 0

at rockefoe- I definatly would shave my chest hair in the shape of a penis for you... in a none perverted way! if that's possible lol btw sd rocks! pb all the way!

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rockefoe 6

hahaha how romantic ;) socal what what!

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contralucem 0

that's hilarious... unless he decides to keep the hairy penis on his chest

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