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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 726
You deserved it 7 170

SoSexy_fml tells us more.

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

Top comments

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Beyond kinky, its a whole new level of kinky.

It's not kinky. It's gross. So, very gross.

Kallian_fml 21

Most guys get turned off when a girl queefs. You should be glad your boyfriend is that comfortable with you.

16: Where are you getting this info? Speaking as a guy, I have never been turned off by a queef, nor have any of my male friends ever mentioned being turned off by a queef. Are you sure this isn't one of those natural bodily functions some women are just embarrassed about for no reason?

Kallian_fml 21

55- Fair enough, I probably shouldn't have said 'most', but definitely some. And I'm getting this info from previous FML comments as well as people I know out there in the real world. I, for one, am not embarrassed about them, me and my boyfriend just tend to laugh it off. I'm aware that it's just a natural bodily function.

september1395 7

As far as im concerned guys love every nasty noise that comes out of your body cuz they are just freaks. I mean seriously.

Yeah, we are all freaks go be a lesbian then.

118: Possibly. That's like asking, "Is a hiccup attractive?" Maybe, but mostly it's neutral. Queefs are kinda funny, kinda distracting, but not the least bit disgusting or repulsive to me. (After all, if I'm sticking my penis inside a woman's ******, why should I be bothered by some air coming out of there?)

pupsi 3

Yeaaaahhh I like to **** no need to worry bout queef or ******* fart...just ****

I think 218 just ended all intellectual debate...

A loose ****** isn't always that attractive. Ain't attractive but funny when you pull out and ****** is still farting.,

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

perdix 29

I think it's more auditory, and even a little olfactory.

I'm scared of that hat! Haha I'm so funny! (Not) *thumbs down* (I'm just a troll...)

If you're offended by this you don't belong on the Internet.

Inheritance 10

I doubt I can sleep well tonight with this vision burned into my brain.. Thanks OP thanks..

witchdoctor1 9

The fact your having visuals from this is almost as, if not more, disturbing

256: This FML kept me up too, but for a different reason...

5 more times? Hell yeah! Love a BF that would test such theories!

Yes indeed, perdix! ***It's poetry in motion. ;)

rotflqtms_ 21

I don't think he'll stop testing those theories any time soon...

Who doesn't like a girl who lets you try new things on her?

Let your boyfriend discover that if you pull out just before he finishes, his balls will hurt and result in a moan. Try it out 5 times to be sure.

I feel the need to inform you that in your profile, you forgot the last "r" in the first instance of the word "errors".

Thank you 24. I shall add the "r" in due course. In the meantime, please refer to my third sentence regarding the "odd spelling mistake". I feel the need to add that the grammar in my comment above is not correct either. My apologies.

That's going too far. A kick in the balls for a little humor? At least he doesn't run away from her after the first time. I would think most guys would be immediately turned off by that.

39, a kick in the balls? where did you get that from? I am talking about giving him blue balls.

46: Your comments are reeeeaally bad and I don't think you're old enough to have an opinion on queefs.

The boyfriend knows, he just finds her queefing more amusing

Reading sexual stuff is lame as hell this post annoys me

Then dont read it and move on to the next fml.

Thank you! I'm getting sick of posts like these as well

23 - Is it because it reminds you of your sexual unsuccessfulness?

This FML does seem a tad bit graphic but if stuff like this offends you, just don't click on the intimacy section. It's not for everyone.

-52 well I assume that 23, like myself, read it from the "recent posts" section. -41 no, I'd say others are a bit more mature to not find humor in this. I'm guessing you're in, what, middle school?

I'm highly successful with my sex life! What I mean is reading sexual stuff annoys me cause it sounds stupid I love sex I'd just rather do it the read about it broham

There's a simple solution. Don't like it? Don't read it.

Then how do you know you don't like it, genius ?

Then how do you know you don't like it, genius ?

SenselessPattern 12

The insults from this thread are irksome at best, and hilariously childish at their worst. "Genius" "You're in what, middle school?" and "Broham" which isn't even a word. Wonderful.

WritingWrong, I'm willing to bet my soul that your sex life is extremely dull and boring since you called us immature for finding sex funny. Please. Go get experience.

Just imagine the future sex opportunities he'll do this on..

I think OP enjoyed the clit rubbing, not the queefing.