By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Top comments

Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Comments

perdix 29

You think you're pissed off now, wait until you see your name and a diagram of your crotchetal region when he reports his findings in The Journal of Applied Pussydynamics!

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SoSexy_fml 11

That made me and my boyfriend laugh really hard. xD He was planning to minor in physics too, thanks to your comment, I shall be prepared.

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bReLiNg 18

Free beer and hot wings is a radio show I love to listen to. In it- one of the guys mentioned a "rubber tree" and described his sister in laws sex life on the radio. There is no being prepared!

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Roevera 14

60- If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to smart... Because now you're just an ass.

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Calingaladha 21

I can see where you aired in this situation.

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kitties_fml 12

I happen to love how it feels when a dude pulls out and rubs my clit with the tip of his dick for a few moments...although I certainly would not love it if he was being immature and annoying like that. "HAHA QUEEFS!" Yeah, they happen during sex, get over it.

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kitties_fml 12

uh, and how would you know me? (i certainly don't recognize you, and i'm from new york, soo...)

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TrentF13 12

You look my friend from I've known for 16 years... That's all. Oh, and I'm from MT since we're throwing that out there. O.o

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SApprentice 34

110- Most women can't control it at all, and during sex I don't think it's even possible for those who can, for obvious reasons.

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EmoSunshine14 2

How did this one even get by moderation??

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perdix 29

While he was messing around like that, you should have said, "Do you want to have sex, or do you just want to **** around?"

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TheLadyOpal 30

Hey, remember when the intimacy FMLs got sent to their own category instead of straight to the front page? Whatever happened to that?

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