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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 726
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SoSexy_fml tells us more.

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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This is the most visual FML I've ever read

ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Hmm that is an interesting discovery...

If that's the worst thing going on in your life right now, you can't even complain.

Honestly, how does anyone even write an fml like this?

Sitaaboo 6

Hahah don't read it then, you have a choice to read her fml or not. Grow up.

Once you get to a certain point, you cant really help but continue.

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challan 19

She said doggie style not anal.

sorrowsangel89 1
weeabaka 6

Please, tell me what gave you the idea that they were having anal sex?

I have two questions: 1) Why the hell are you so prone to queefing, and 2) Why would you allow him to continue ******* you after the second or third time? He must be THAT good.

nora2011 4

1) Wide open spaces. 2) Working on keeping those spaces well toned, and wide open.

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

I'm glad you have a sense of humour. Sex is best when you have fun and don't take it too seriously.

I heartily agree. I could very well give Tucker Max a run for his money with the amount of awkward (often under the influence) sexual (mis)adventures.

Wait... I'm confused. If it was so funny to you as well as him, then why is your life ******?

mintcar 9

You obviously enjoyed it so much you allowed him to continue.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

There are some things that should just not be shared.

As a girl, I feel insecure about queefing o.O"