By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Top comments

Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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doctorhook86 24

34: With a keyboard, same as any other FML.

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doctorhook86 24

1: Teach him to make the OP queef properly?

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Metallica36176 16

Why did you let him keep doing it? Hahahhahah! Id loved to have seen your face. Were you bored? just get him some play putty. He can make fart sounds all day long...

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AsianAdvent 2

Bwuhahaha!!! Get him some play putty?? Nice one ;)

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afropuffjake 9

And a cylindrical container so Asti maximize fart length :-D

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Quiet_one 22

What happened to putting things like this on the intimacy page instead of on the main page? I came here for a couple laughs and then this FML at the top of the front page just assaulted my brain with unwanted imagery. This isn't the first time it's happened recently, but it's definitely the worst. Can someone please pass the brain bleach?

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daminantion 14

Hey quiet one, main page = recent = doesn't give two shakes of a tail about the subject. If this offends you then you shouldn't use the Internet. Suck it up or shut it down. Not being rude, just being blatantly honest. I hear MyLittlePony has a forum page you can go to for milder content.

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Quiet_one 22

No, the stuff in the "intimacy" category used to only be posted on that page. It wasn't until recently that it apparently all got lumped back on the front page with everything else again. I'm 23 years old and I'll get over it just fine, but I'd rather not read the more NSFW posts if I'm not looking for them. Mostly, I'm just wondering why it's been changed since I was under the impression that a lot of the readers here are not adults or are reading this at work/in public. I thought that was the reason for the separation in the first place, so why the change now?

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docscientist 9

Because, in the end, we're all simply naked bodies full of gasses.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

54 - Completely off topic, but I enjoy reading your comments because I read them as if you really are Samuel L. Jackson lol

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kalbrek009 20

I found this FML so hilarious that I READ IT 5 more times....then my 38 yr old wife asks me..." What's a queef...& I laughed some more! Roflmao!

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roZen91 2

55 he said most guys. I guess you aren't in that list, because all guys I know hates the word let along be tolerate it in reality. And some girls are very

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itzia 7

You make no sense. Get some literacy classes, then try again.

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doctorhook86 24

72: You suck at replies, cuz I wrote #55 in a very different part of this discussion. Also: English, ************! Do you speak it?

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doctorhook86 24

72: Please note that the above^ is a Samuel L. Jackson quote, and I'm not actually judging you harshly if you have poor English skills. ...If you just can't be bothered to write properly, though, then that is an entirely different matter.

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