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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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You deserved it 7 170

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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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nachi2013 4

Yeah that's real hot ... Lol

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stronghand0331 17

How is a queef ever rewarding during sex?

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dead247 13

I would find this to be a good thing. He is comfortable with you, maybe go with it. Instead of being self concious or serious about it, how about you try to smile and laugh about the situation? your body will do silly things and his will also. So just relax and enjoy the comedy in it.

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MagicStallion 9

34 - When they have boyfriends that can make them queef

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bethanybunny_fml 4

ugh.. I'm sorry, you just gave me waay too much of a visual, Op. XD doggy style is gross to me regardless, but the queefing part would have turned me off even more.. your boyfriend is a kind soul.

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kitties_fml 12

wow, sounds like you have an awesome sex life *eyeroll*. then again, you look about 13 years old, so your immaturity is justified (and I kinda hope you don't have any kind of sex life).

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doctorhook86 24

116: Based on her appearance, I'm guessing it's the cooties part.

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Viet_fml 9

Doggy style is one of my favorites, whats so bad about it?

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skyeyez9 24

Wouldn't it be weird if guys had "penis farts?"

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ClashParody 21

@99 Out of every comment in this thread, including the FML itself, this one gave me the most bizarre images imaginable.

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SApprentice 34

99- Too much information: Sometimes a guy can have a 'penis fart', if they are inserting an object into their urethra and said object forces air in. It can also rarely happen when air is forced in during other sexual activities. Anything that enters the urethra, even if it's just air, has the potential to cause an infection, so it's not a good thing. Oh, and it also can happen if someone has to have a catheter inserted for urinary reasons, and the catheter will sometimes push a little bit of air in. It usually just comes out as little air bubbles, that come back out in the catheter or shortly after.

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skyeyez9 24

I earned something new today. Penis farts exist, albeit itty bitty farts.

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