By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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DrNuggetcase 3

That sucks, but at least your house is clean!

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Roevera 14

atleast he didn't just text a break up. but still. shouldn't have made you vacuum..

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ishmail2000 4

You should mail him the contents of that vacuum canister.

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canucks92 0

At least you got a clean house out of it

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Big_T360 6

Well actually vacuuming makes the allergies worse. So maybe he was upset about that.

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ankoku 2

Get a shop vac from DIY, hook up your b/fs vacuum bag to it, flip the switch to reverse, and revenge.

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LifeHasMoments 8

Never assume anything in this world...I'v learned that the hard way.

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Dracoboxer357 35

85- Friend......if I may.....? I'm happy for you that you're a nudist. I'm thrilled you're comfortable with yourself. But, uhm, no offense, I think I would have rather seen your face before I saw your penis. O.o Oh well, either way, welcome to FML. Nice to very personally meet you. ;P Ballsy pic btw. Kudos for that. :p

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Raccoo 10

If I were you, I would have thrown your cat at his face right then and there when he said he was breaking up with you, OP. Perhaps that's not a very good idea, but oh well. He seems like a jerk very deserving of that. Sorry about the breakup. =(

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cristinaaa 1

You should dump the vacuum filter on him.

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BigBen31_fml 0

What a jerk off

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disney_blonde 16

You have a clean house and he broke up with you in person rather than text or phone. What's the problem?

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