Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about...

By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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You deserved it 6 069

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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You deserved it 3 330

By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 18:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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kianaaa32 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:10

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

thomas5915 16

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

Comments

MayMars 4

Friday 14 June 2013 17:38

Better off without him. This makes me wonder if he ever watched ****. I mean, that was my anatomy lesson 101.

pcgwm 13

Friday 14 June 2013 17:59

what a dumbass:|. be glad u guys broke up :p lol jk

hilde43 5

Friday 14 June 2013 18:24

Must be a pretty big clit lol

caligirllife 11

Friday 14 June 2013 18:27

Seeing posts like these makes me worry about how old these people are.

Kazeran 9

Friday 14 June 2013 18:38

Technically, your ******** IS a tiny penis... It's the same tissue, just develops differently in different sexed fetuses.

r4m2k 10

Friday 14 June 2013 19:10

Do you really want to be remotely associated with someone that stupid? This is a blessing.

WaBrewer 11

Friday 14 June 2013 20:17

Biologically speaking it technically is, however because you are a girl and did not get a Y chromazone it did not develop into a penis. Everyone develops as a girl then based on getting a XX or an XY determines if the ******** becomes a penis and the overs become testicles.