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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:18

Maybe you shouldn't have been ******* your boyfriend's iPod.

krez 20

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:29

Why were you dating an iTard anyway?

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lilmizzsunshine1_fml 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:43

omg he's a freaken idiot, like seriously everybody knows it's a game, it's not really telling the truth!

mickiej90 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:49

mine didn't tell me :(

davidisgay 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:55

he's straight up stupid

XxMiNtYXx 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:26

ahaha. what a noob.

dealerdon 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:28

well are you????

KayleighRenee 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:09

#79- The 8-ball is my life #83- Yes.

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:09

Are you cheating on him with Ted? I hear he's taken...

LoveMySoldier82 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:29

Did anyone think that the hand belonged to someone else because it looks way too huge and manly to belong to a 12 year old girl?

fullondowny 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:02

what a hore

besosforme 26

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:33

Don't take him back.

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Same thing different taste

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