Love: Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster...

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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You deserved it 5 861

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By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 228

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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You deserved it 974

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Saturday 2 October 2010 16:07

lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?

JakobKain 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:08

obviously was just looking for any reason rofl

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mejiiaa 0

Friday 8 October 2010 23:51

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny

mrnick_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:47

lmao that's hilarious. be happy, you have a story

lara1803 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:47

Who eats sunflower seeds anyway...

fml98kevin 4

Friday 24 December 2010 14:51

everyone does

sarah2144 14

Friday 22 April 2011 21:07

Anyone else think this sounds like something out of Seinfeld?

nissanvq35 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:26

he sounds like an a**hole. your better off without him

ilovenoah 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 20:15

tell him to shove his hamster up his ass :)

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:25

this is so funny. but on a serious note: tell him to go f**k his hamster

dirtbike0375 0

Friday 28 October 2011 20:39

Haha I can just picture that I would punch u in the face

vannaxo 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:02

Lmaoo. One of the best fml's I've read all day. : D

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Is this dude a puma?

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