By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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24788 6

sounds like you both have problems.

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SumKid_fml 0

@17 Baconators are nasty... Well, that sucks. Go egg his house and key his car.

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Americunt 0

This is one of those FML's, when some inconsiderate jackarse will say "Girls only love assholes. YDI" You should tell everyone he jacks off to dora the explora.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Wow! One of the meanest ways to break up :( You don't want that jerk anyway. Anyone who thinks it's all right to do something like that is not worth your time and energy.

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lynsieloowho 0

ID find him and cut his nutts off what a douche bag! key that fuckera car and slash his tires

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Surferdude0507 0

You now have the legal right to kick him in the nuts! What a jerk way of breaking it off!

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logieebearr 0

wow that's ignorant,but ya karmas a bitch..but don't do anything..be the bigger,mature person:)

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bugmenotmofo 34

Your forehead must be huge to fit all that text on there.

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samanthanicolee 0

haha yeah. I don't see how he could fit all of that on there

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