By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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yetanothersparky 0

maybe you shouldn't sleep in permanant marker.

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yetanothersparky 0

maybe you shouldn't sleep in permanant marker.

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Tigg3r 3

here's what you do. Buy a gallon of black paint and dump it on the windshield of his car. Then in red paint write, karma's just a ******* bitch ain't it? If this doesnt work, shoot him with a paintball gun or egg his house. I know it seems childish but break up revenge is always fun!

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itsmehoeee 0

aww that jacked. /:

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itsmehoeee 0

call him and put your Bon qui qui voice and say 'secuuurity secuurity. I will cut you.' then when he starts talking saying 'don't interrupt, ruuude.' haha jk don't it was just random.(:

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onnielief 4

Just be glad you're no longer with him. If he is this 'nice' you can bet he'll turn abusive later, either verbally or physically.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Sounds like the guy must have doing some kind of revenge to the OP.

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yourefreakindumb 0

YDI for sleeping on your fat ass when there are dishes to be washed.

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