By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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Isamermaid 17

YDI. You shouldn't have given him such easy access by actually sleeping in the permanent marker. How do you think he got the idea?

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hayleeyxD 0

She might not be fat. People call others fat because they know they get all sensetive about it. Seriously. If your that upset about it, get backpack, and then go out with some of your friends and find a new guy ;)

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oh_darling 0

Who doesn't wake up when someone starts writing on their forehead? You must have been knocked out drunk or in a food coma laid flat out on your back! Either way, this sucks. Biiiiig asshole move.

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ThatsSoRaven 0

Thats SO RAVEN!

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