By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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Darkhumor 0

that's not a fml, that's an excuse to get even! Show him he's picked a fight with the wrong type of woman!

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NotQuiteKendall 0

#15- because generally, young girls are vain and shallow and most sweet guys aren't as vain and shallow as the hot guys. but fret not, after getting tucked over enoughs looks end up mattering less in the future. and guys are guilty of it too. I've seen plenty of sweet caring girls get picked last because they aren't a size two or blonde. it gets better with age. Another reason young relationships don't always do well.

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PunxsatownyPhil 0

What were you doing sleeping in permanent marker? Jk, that absolutely sucks. Write "Why?" on his car or something. But make sure it's his, or we'll have another FML here.

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perdix 29

Was he clever enough to write it in mirror-writing so she could read it when she looked in the mirror?

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lane4 1

Omg! What a jerk! You deserve much better!

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razorp 0

he wouldn't have thrown fat slob in there if it wasn't true

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GAYbrial 0

One person's definition of a fat slob could be completely different then some one else's. For all we know the OP could be a size 7 which I don't consider really fat. Or he could just be an ass. Just because it was written doesn't make it true.

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TeenieAmerica 9

If anyone considers a size seven fat, they're ****** up. That's not fat, that's normal. Maybe even on the thin side.

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epoh_fml 0

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Since he felt the need to humiliate you, **** up his life a little bit. Wait till it is hot and sunny out and put bologna on his car. Then sugar his gas tank. Then leave a note saying, "NOW we're through."

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JP101 0

Lose some weight and take a bath, fatty. Maybe then you'll keep a boyfriend.

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sayokochan_333 0

maybe you did something to piss him off? not assuming, but still, if you didn't, i'm SO sorry! what a terrible way to "break up" :(

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