Love: Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping....

By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:49

He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

aback 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

You shouldn't have had sex with him.

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sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:48

Sounds like a booty call. Sleep overs are not allowed.

xXSweetNightmare 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:48

And OP should have spelled "shouldn't" correctly...

diegomanguelo 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:13

it was an accident so take a chill pill and go back to sleep

starberries 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:27

It's happened to me before, but more often to my husband. If I have a bad dream I tend to hit. The only remedy I know is to get a bigger bed...

Bee_fml 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:32

Fixed. Thank you for catching that. :D

JERZBornNRaised 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:38

sounds like ya man really loves you haha

voveraite 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:56

Of course he needs no excuse, but some empathy could still be shown. OP leaves out how she herself had reacted in the first place...

revitbaby 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:44

Get over it. My boyfriend would say the same thing.

omega575 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:12

awww boohoo grow up

EvilDave 13

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:48

No, His excuse was "I was sleeping".

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