By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
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Same thing different taste

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He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

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OP, next time you give him head, snowball it while kissing him. When he protests, tell him, "you shouldn't have busted in my mouth."

baby9090 0

haha **** take this post to heart guys. half the post didn't actually get posted the end was supposed to say "yet he asked me to stay over" and I jus wanted to see if a fml would get posted. no need for angry comments.

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spartan_girl 0

ouch :( I got elbowed in the eye by a boyfriend once, and it was so swollen I could hardly open my eye for a week. Sometimes I wake up to my husband's elbow very close to my eye, so I've been thinking we need to save up to buy a bigger bed soon, because I don't want to re-live that experience... but it was obviously just an accident, and if the "excuse" happened right when he woke up, he might not have been thinking clearly...

LOL sourgirl101 what's your social security number while you're giving us usefull information in your profile?

he has a point.... not bitch and moan your choice to stay over

not his fault if u both were sleeping!

Why would he need an excuse he was sleeping