By freed - 29/01/2014 05:13 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Welshite 39

Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.

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jnanderson 16

Master has given booby a sock! Booby is freeeee!

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jnanderson 16

Glad I could make someone's day with a Harry potter reference :)

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kurodansei 16

I'm impressed. Put this man in front of the net! (He's a keeper)

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TrueColours 9

Aww, he sounds sweet. I'd laugh if my bf said that to me (and he probably would).

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Goblin182 26

Free boobies! Always exciting. In highschool my GF had a bra that fastened in front. I lerned how to unfasten it with my teeth.

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Amama_fml 30

Well, It's great that you learned how to do that since you didn't learn how to write "learned."

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DanielleinDC 33

Hey, that's quite a feat. I can't even unhook my own bras one-handed!

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horizontalline 18

Cats don't wear bras

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zgomon 10

Some cats need bras though.

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pinkster2014 25

....Then why does your profile pic have blue around it for 'male'? Maybe it was a mistake, you should probably fix that.... just a heads up to avoid confusion

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LennyComa 39

You have no Idea how proud he feels removing one of them nasty Breast cages with one hand. Let him have this one as a victory

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masroujh 4

He has unlocked the power of a true Jedi

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j_cat187 19

A true Jedi doesn't have to use their hands.

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Wizardo 33

*Rev Lovejoy voice* And the Lord said let the holy and good be free unto the world!

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