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By freed - 29/01/2014 05:13 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 29 January 2014 14:13

good for him

Welshite 39

Wednesday 29 January 2014 14:16

Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.

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SexiChula91 3

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:07

haha ur boyfriend is awesome! UDI

AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:07

That's what I say when I take off my bra too.

lonelyguy1995 5

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:12

Well at least he didn't say"My Breast friends!"

Malicteal 21

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:21

Now he needs to work on undoing it with no hands.

SaintJupiter 16

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:25

Hey! I would too if I were him!

ohishkabibble 21

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:51

Haha, good job, OP's bf! I made my boyfriend sit down with me and practice unhooking my bra with one hand, over and over again. He finally got it down, though! I've never understood how it's so hard unhooking one, but I guess I do it every day...

metheonlyb 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:11

Not an FML!! Well at least for him!

CrazyMelvin 14

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:17

I'm not rating this one. How is it an fml? He's being a typical guy.

AFCCT 7

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:22

And God said "Let there be boobies," and there were boobies.

pnutzmckracken 3

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:23

I fail to see an issue with this, let him enjoy his victory.

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