By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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faint0fhearts 16

Believe it or not you're not the only person this had happened to. In my experience if you put your foot down and stop kissing him, he'll stop.

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Dilwann 27

Mine did that as well. And then he tried blowing in my nose, which made me feel like I was suffocating. But it sounded funny when I managed to breathe that way. But he stopped now. Thank god.

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mimiminx 23

Thanks for sharing your story! I loved the ending! I was thinking, oh wow, I hope he's stopped by now, and then, guess what?! I found out he had!

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HeartOfLead 24

Can he adjust the pitch to his new instrument? I prefer a baritone.

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perdix 29

Now, THERE'S a bad ********!

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rt156 16

He'll get tired of it eventually then u can go back to ur normal kissing

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7and7is 20

That's what you get for dating an assclown.

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maggiefox 25

Tell him you're serious. Give him an ultimatum.

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Brayson 12

One of my ex girlfriends used to do the same thing to me. I never understood why. It was quite annoying.

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