By innocent cat lady - 07/07/2015 18:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15

So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...

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MissRaindrop 20

That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.

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Lalala579121 27

He's just jealous that you're getting more pussy than he is.

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jhuny 10

So I noticed you didn't say it wasn't your ex's.... ;)

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iwadasn 32

Why would it be startling? Unless she just bought the cats or he's never been to her house before, he should be used to seeing orange cat hair around her house.

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leogachi 15

I will, if there's a glaringly obvious reason to not jump to that conclusion.

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steveo493 5

Most people think the worst in a moments notice, not many people think of rational explanations on the spot

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charliewhippet 9

But...cat hairs look nothing like human hairs.... unless you've been cheating with people whose hair is only about an inch long, I don't see how this could be confusing.

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seriouslygrowup 11

I don't think we have the full story here. Why would he be suspicious in the first place? Maybe he was cheated on with the redhead X? Cat hair looks nothing like human hair... so now I'm wondering who needs to "FML" ;)

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lostinareverie 21

What a derp. Haha this is an example of why I'll stick by my cat and dog over a love interest.

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wordygirl 11

I have an orange cat. Matter of fact his name is Orange Cat. I keep his orange azz outside so nobody can say I sleep with a soulless anything! Before anyone says anything I live in b.f.e. next to a state forest and o.j. is fixed and like most red heads he has a temper and can hold his own! lol!!

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