By innocent cat lady - 07/07/2015 18:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15

So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...

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MissRaindrop 20

That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.

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daddysgirl243 21

the cats are secretly stealing you from him

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MrConcise 34

FYL for having dated a soulless man. Not your boyfriend, your ex.

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EarlFug 19

Invite him to brush your cats. That will tell you all you need to know.

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leogachi 15

Yes, I read your comment. And again, she has two orange cats. If his first thought is that a guy was in the bed rather than the cats were in the bed, their problems are much bigger than cat hair.

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MissRaindrop 20

That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.

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heeeelp900 3

It is gingers have no soul , or gingers steal souls ? Pick one because both of them together really contradict each other.

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Zebediabolical 39

Both. They have no soul of their own, but every time they steal another's they gain a freckle.

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heeeelp900 3

If they steal souls then they obviously have many souls, the person who has no would be the victim of the ginger.

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DoomedGemini 37

They digest them. Souls are what they eat. Trust me I have a ginger cousin who has explained :D

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worldclassrager 39

So he doesn't like you sleeping with your cats...because in the future he wouldn't want to sleep with them either...just an over reaction

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