Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon....

By nadalada - 18/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

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Same thing different taste

By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By Fridaythe12th - 15/03/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML

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By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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smdrager 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:20

That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.

ohgeez 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 16:28

At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.

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linzhart333 8

Monday 16 March 2009 18:12

wow. your bf is hilarious. that's awesome.

RyanRaygun 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:00

Hey women AND men. We can all clean it up. Seriously. It makes life so much easier.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 8 May 2009 9:06

so clean yourself up girll

BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:16

Genius, I'll take a note to remember that trick

123sploosh 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:10

#20 you are a moron

eyesonfire 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:58

you obviously needed it. don't blame him for wanting to be able to ENJOY having sex with you.

Bashar_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:27

better than telling u straight forward "shave that ******* hair off..."

laughingoutlouda 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 11:51

OOOOO that's harsh but lol a good way for your bf to make his point without trying to do it as nice as possible

stepup0220 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:33

lmao!

cgysoccerfreak 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:51

diss!

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