By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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my_fml_account 2

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

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Calaura9 0

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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samsworld 0

at least he's creative? could be worse you know. you can do much better

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Plumppotato 3

roses may be red but violets are in fact violet go figure not a poem. just thought id share my thoughts.

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jessxoxo28 5

thats the meanest way to dump some1! but i have to admit, great poem. the guy's very creative

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uffael 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3944

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CheshireHalli 19

Do you EVER /try/ to not write a freaking novel?

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lem0n_fml 0

goddamn, you are severely misguided. there's a difference between teasing a girl and being a complete douchebag. and from how you've described yourself, you are the essence of a ******* tool.

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campex 0

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wilted The violets are dead Sugar is lumpy And so is your head I had a published Hallmark rhyme once: Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Happy Valentine's Day

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yohaun12 3

heres a better ending: roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you but the roses have wilted the violets are dead and you're a dumb ass now you'll never get me in bed

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Bo_day_shus 0

Haha yep. I wish i was a complete douchbag so i could use this next time i need to break up with someone.

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the_stereotype 0

yet clever...he managed to dump you AND call you rubbish in pretty much one line

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