Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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my_fml_account 2

Monday 14 September 2009 16:22

roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you

Calaura9 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:35

Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you

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CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:41

lem0n, something tells me that this is why he always writes novels on FML: he acts like this and never gets more than the desperate screw that obliterated their standards. ^.^ Juss saying. =) Don't be a dick, and maybe you'll find someone who wants to be around you.

crazzzzzy 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:00

hahahahahaha, I saw something about someone doing that on /b/ earlier.

criket527 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:23

YDI for dating a british guy that's not a musician

cutiepie87 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:36

Wow, how sweet is he?

leos1991 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:37

Hahahahahaha

Peaches21 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:40

what an ass! That sucks. That was not a nice way to break-up with someone.

chrissirhc987 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:03

Ok people that is not original at all Ive heard that like a billion times just putting that out there... But yes that does suck fyl

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:04

You got dumped. So cry about it, oh wait, you already are.

DailyTrollSlayer 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 16:15

Your an ass

cheetahboo2010 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:10

Dang, that sucks.! FYL. That's a harsh way to break up with someone, I'm sorry :(

shea627 20

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:31

Guy sounds like a jackass. If he's gonna break up with you like that, he doesn't deserve you. Although, this is assuming that your a good person. I myself can't answer that question.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML

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Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML

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