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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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morgan020 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

wouldn't he be your fiancé?

kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:37

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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AlphaWolf24 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:47

thank you for making me pee muh pants

ohwow013 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

I'm sure u will still look beautiful lil makeup and u should look fine....Good luck!

ashwowa 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:45

ok i dont know what everyone is talking about with the grammar mistakes?? everything is spelled correctly with correct punctuation. example: it DOES say "an" before "early"!!