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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

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By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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morgan020 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41

wouldn't he be your fiancé?

kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:37

well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

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LilaBear 1

Friday 20 November 2009 1:11

Makeup can fix pretty much anything, except severe scarring. Some actors and actresses have vivid tattoos that have to be covered up with makeup for movies.

fishyfingaz 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:26

who the **** buys a cat as a wedding gift?

5upernova 3

Friday 20 November 2009 1:56

That's terrible! If you were planning to take wedding photos on that same day, I hope you can change it --"

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:19

YBDI - your boyfriend deserves it Don't put a damned cat in a closed box for an extended period of time. It IS going to freak shit. He should have just kept it off in another room, told you to close your eyes, then brought it to you. Still a FYL though

asher4 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:32

Nope Frankenstein is not scary at all if u knew the real story, he was the one who actually told the story the creature had no name hahaha I just had to read that book for English!!!

Kuroftw 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:33

Your fiancee is a dumbass. Cats hate being stuck in small, dark places. Anywho, makeup, and lots of it.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:48

Wouldn't that agitate the scratches and make them stand out more (swelling, reddening, and such), especially considering they're fresh?

Houndourpup 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:50

Dill some nails in his neck and he can be FRANKINSTINE!

bigcrazymike 6

Friday 20 November 2009 9:56

He gave you a cat?! OMG That sucks! FYL

ZeroCharisma 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:46

It's idiotic to put an animal in a box to surprise a person. Especially a cat. The cat was scared and tried to escape when you opened the box. Your boyfriend should have had enough sense to anticipate that. Also, I agree with #70 about the poor timing. Is your cat going to be alone in an unfamiliar environment the entire day of your wedding and are you planning on going on a honeymoon? If so, who the hell is going to take care of the cat? Giving a living being as a gift is such a stupid idea unless you know the person is really going to pay attention to it and care for it.