By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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melodyrose331 2

maybe you should put your boyfriend down. what an idiot.

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yankfan89 27

Dump the boyfriend and leave him with some advice that ********** is illegal

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j_ortiz27 7

You should put your BF down.

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Scenelord 0

So I'm just listening to the new Tdwp album and on FML and I see this and I laugh so hard that I knock my stereo system off my counter with the Tdwp album inside of it. And btw dump his stupid ass

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Cigar 11

It won't be the first or last time that some moron sticks their face in a dog's face and ends up bleeding. A dog's mouth is used for defense, the same way we use our hands. The fact that he blames it all on your dog shows how ignorant he truly is, you're better off without him. Today's lesson: don't make out with dogs.

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RedSharpieInk 5

Looks like dogs don't like to be french kissed by drunk guys...well, I wouldn't want that either

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ayeitsrissa 0

Maybe your boyfriend should put the alcohol down instead of you putting the dog down

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lionlvr 9

Don't get it put down. It's his fault he was drunk and tried to do that. :)

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jetmarvinwelch 0

Ur bf needs to be put down, that's animal abuse

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