By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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The__Redneck 7

First, your boyfriend is a sick loser. Ditch him. Second, tell him that if he tries to have the dog put down, you'll make sure ~everyone~ knows exactly why, complete with name and picture.

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Enigmax2514 7

I swear op, if you're that stupid and try to kill the dog, I will personally cut off your bf's tongue in his sleep, put it in yours, dislodge your brain (you won't be needing that now would you) and then set ur house on fire. And yes I value the life of an innocent dog more then that of a dumbass whom in his judgement thinks that it is wise to get drunk in the 1st place and decide to get intimate with a non-human. You guys got a ******* problem with that?

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The__Redneck 7

Actually, no--but the law does. Like other posters have mentioned, if the sicko files a complaint, the dog is probably going to be put down.

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Cigar 11

I believe that whether the dog is destroyed or not will largely depend on the breed of OP's dog. If the poor dog is a bully breed the media will have another field day and the dog will be killed. If it's a breed that the public is more comfortable with like a Retriever or a Spaniel the dog will be impounded and returned within a few days. In New Zealand some idiot tried to wrestle a dog down and yank its tongue. A Constable was quoted saying “It was not a pit bull or anything. It was an old dog; it has been around for a long time." and much of he world unfortunately shares that attitude.

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BarrelChick 0

Oh honey...are you really that bad at kissin' that he resorted to a dog?I'm just kidding(: Don't kill your dog.Your boyfriend's a dumbass

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chevylynnB87 2

Ummmm bc he's the dumb ass lol ummm I'd tell him to put hisself down what a looser

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BlAzEtHiS 0

Its not the dogs fault. You should put your alcoholic boyfriend down

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cyhiraeth_fml 10

When I was little (which was, granted, many years ago), a kid stuck a fork in the nose of my uncle's dog. Needless to say, the dog bit the kid (can you blame him?). The kid's father freaked out and filed charges, and the city ruled that the dog had to be "destroyed". So unfortunately, as unfair as it is, it does happen. :/

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bizarre_ftw 21

But apparently he is attracted to flea bitten hairy bitches on all fours without clothes on..... Huh. Sounds like a fetish :/

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07jeepster 0

Don't put the dog down. It's not the dogs fault...

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