By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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afropuffjake 9

Keep up this attitude and you'll find out the bigger improvement, the point where he actually lasts a good while, came from him practicing with your best friend or even worse someone dirty.

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Namenlos_fml 20

If it's really his record, stop being a bitch and start being supportive. If you're already being supportive, good on you. Keep at it.

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NoClass666 2

Make him take two excederin before your next round. He'll shatter his record.

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token_blackguy 18

Two minutes in heaven is better than one.

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Rxoxdx 0

I've got a few things to say. 1. Stop being so demanding 2. It's not his fault that he is really sensitive downtown 3. He should ********** more to give him stamina 4. U r really self centered 5. 2 minutes is better than none! Try to go a month without sex, and see how hard it is(no pun intended)Just make him get a few $$ shots

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charmanderCHAR 5

Really? You think asking for longer than 2 minutes is DEMANDING? You must be an AWFUL lay. Two minutes is NOT better than none. At least if you don't have any, you can **********. If you only get two minutes in, you get 'blue balls'. AND YES, WOMEN GET IT, TOO.

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