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By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML

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By Sooz - 03/10/2013 01:18 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML

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By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro

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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 05:17 - United States - Pass Christian

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 07:29 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

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Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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Quickie

By cantgetitupcantgetiton - 14/01/2010 01:02 - United States

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Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML

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Mercedes16 7

Monday 26 March 2012 9:00

At least he broke the record. Lol

iamabamf 17

Monday 26 March 2012 9:04

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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pelon01 0

Monday 26 March 2012 12:57

Damn that sucks girl I would you at least an hoe I got enough practice to say that confidently /) lol

jellyD 1

Monday 26 March 2012 13:20

You have one hella awesome 120+ man!

benhd1 14

Monday 26 March 2012 13:22

Stop and go technique Look it up op and anyone curious it works well

albsure23 3

Monday 26 March 2012 13:31

I'd take that as a compliment that I have the best p***y around!

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 26 March 2012 14:00

Heh. I'm guessing that it depends on the woman, because some women made me cum super fast because it felt sooooo good, and with others, I'd go forever. So there might be something to your theory... Also, feel free to say "pussy." It's FML! |the kid|

djovahnny 3

Monday 26 March 2012 13:33

There are numbing condoms that will make him last longer.

Kathts7 12

Monday 26 March 2012 13:43

Aw, good for him.. Fyl though

blink978 1

Monday 26 March 2012 13:52

Last year he cam when he put the condoms on. Moving on up!

perdix 29

Monday 26 March 2012 14:23

Looks like he's well on his way to making it to that 7- to 13-minute sweet spot. In surveys, people prefer 7-13 minutes of sex to longer or shorter intervals. We're led to believe that lasting for hours is a good thing, when, to lots of women, it's excessive.

africanelephants 7

Monday 26 March 2012 14:48

I think that effort deserves a gold star and a hi-5! Keep up the good work!

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 26 March 2012 14:49

Hopefully the foreplay is awesome enough to compensate.

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