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By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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kieferr 8

You can do it put your back into it... Just think of that song by ice cube and baseball..

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perdix 29

How is he measuring the duration? Do you keep an egg timer next to your bed?

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fsimmo 0

Progress progress progress

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toohottiedottie 2

He needs to practice going as long as he can while he's um 'taking care of himself'. This way he'll build stamina. Good luck!

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PoserPunx 0

It's a race....the toaster vs. him. It's a challenge. ;-)

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perdix 29

Sounds like you're the "practice girlfriend" he uses to develop his sex skills. Once he gets to 10 minutes, he's going to dump you for a much hotter girl who wouldn't tolerate his current poor performance.

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diegoer 10

That is a big deal! Celebrate with him, he'll improve ;)

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RAWRchu16 1

You know the average is less than a minute so that's pretty good. My bf (if he puts his mind to it) can last 10 or so minutes. I don't pay attention to the clock so idk.

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