By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
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trulypar 34

How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

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SkullsRules1 26

That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

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lantz4levi 19

"And that's why you don't do drugs kids"

23 1
laden_swallow09 34

"Stay in school, don't do drugs, and drink yo milk!" "Drugs're bayad, m'kay?"

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Toksik_Kid 14

That's not weed....that's some kind of heroin

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bandaidstations 28

No, if it was heroin he would be passed out not giving any ***** where his girlfriend was.

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bapbap_fml 15

He must have some really good weed. Or it's laced with crack.

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Leauge 13

He cares about you and that's what matters!

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fakedsincerity 32

That's so adorable. I'd then proceed to tease him about it for the rest of his life.

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RememberSchlitz 9

It might be time to ask him if he wants to maybe, you know, sorta kinda step away from the bong for a while. That level of stoned is far beyond "recreational use".

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cptncuttlefish 24

That's actually kinda cute. In the weirdest way possible.

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