By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

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Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
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Keevarou 17

Understandable that he would be happy, not everyone knows how to make a girl come. But maybe you should talk to him about what you like in bed or not, communication is the key after all. But you should be honest, that was all, have a nice day.

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jDCrackpot 7

I think you kinda deserve it- You need to teach him how to get you off, and the 'finally' makes me think you haven't. A clit isn't a doorbell, you can't just press and hope someone comes!

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titzenpitzer 9

woulda coulda shoulda. I hope you didn't pull up your upper lip too, cause that'd be a weird orgasmface.

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Theactuary 0

You know the best way to make a girl ******? WHO CARES

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DocBastard 38

HAHAHAHA it's funny because...wait, why did you think this is funny? The only people who think this way are misogynists and clueless little teenage boys who haven't been near a ****** since they were born. So which one are you, tough guy?

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Theactuary 0

Are misogynist and clueless little teenage(d) boy my only options? Is tough guy a third option, or is that paired with one of the earlier two options? I have the same question about not being near a ****** since I was born. I guess between the ample choices provided, I'll go with misogynist tough guy who hasn't been near a ****** since he was born. I hope that your honorable defense of the vaginal ****** via anonymous insult gets you some sweet FML pussy, which you'll of course dominate since you provide such compelling ultimatums for those who choose not to care. Just kidding. Just because everyone calls you a pussy doesn't mean you're the clit commander. You're just a pussy =D

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Tmoney20 3

Dammmmmmmnnnnn!!!!!! Poor guy!!! He thought he was handling his business.. If he only knew he failed yet again:-(

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Synistiel 14

YDI, honestly. You need to tell him what feels good to you, instead of letting him think that. Because once you fake it, you'll probably have to fake it for as long as you're with him, unless you tell him that "doesn't feel good anymore". Be honest with him and tell him you were holding back a sneeze.

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kieferr 8

Teach him the right way then? YDI if you won't just tell him he isn't doing it right.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Girls need to take responsibility for their own ****** by helping their partner AND helping themselves. YDI if you don't and YOU are the one failing not him.

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urjustaniceone 0

Must have been one of those completely over-exaggerated-cartoon sneezes...

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RedPillSucks 31

Have him watch while you ********** and bring on your own O. Make sure he's up close so he can understand what's happening. Then have him repeat it until he gets it right, or you go dry.

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