By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

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Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
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Keevarou 17

Understandable that he would be happy, not everyone knows how to make a girl come. But maybe you should talk to him about what you like in bed or not, communication is the key after all. But you should be honest, that was all, have a nice day.

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jDCrackpot 7

I think you kinda deserve it- You need to teach him how to get you off, and the 'finally' makes me think you haven't. A clit isn't a doorbell, you can't just press and hope someone comes!

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cayytee 0

how was that confused with an ******?

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Theactuary 0

You wanna know the best way to make a woman have an ******? WHO CARES

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Jewnut 0

just so You know its an equal partnership. there's a lot of clenching and mood setting the girl needs to do to get her jollys off and if you aren't doing it then you can't really blame him

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djxerxes9000 18

sounds like you're a selfish lover for not trying to help him help you.

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hharwood21 4

poor thing. at least he's trying. never lie about having an ******. if you do, u'll never, ever have one. It's worth it to tell the truth and work together to eventually make it happen.

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taetay2010j 0

I never ****** ither

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fromoverthere 7

they say a sneeze is 1/8th of an ******

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hateevryone 14

Let him have his moment lol

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