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By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

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Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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GrinchFu1 27

Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...

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squinch 16

Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?

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Tannasgh 22

Oh...you should have rung for the "head nurse"

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Xandrick 22

Welp, time to dump him!

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lovelockdown23 23

you should have told him to head out of the door because you were sick of his immaturity. smh

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tiredofwaiting 25

He sounds very immature why exactly are you dating him still?

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MonstreBelle 29

What, 53, you don't like candy?

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hard_candy 25

#53, it's a movie where a little girl castrates a pedophile like live stock and convinces him to hang himself.

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hateredblast 7

It was YOU who chose him, so dont complain about him being an insensitive prick! You chose to date an insensitive prick!

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Keiraquarium 12

Some people take a while to show their true colours. I bet you complain about the friend zone too.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Lmao 66, I am so sick of this victim blaming culture. People are so goddamn quick to defend someone to their teeth, despite the fact they don't even know them. Clearly OP didn't expect her boyfriend to ask that, hence why it's on FML. Why don't you make a more mature comment, after you've had a little time to think about it first

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iwadasn 32

Jerks usually don't act like jerks 24/7. Sometimes it takes awhile to find out what people truly are.

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