By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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Jorcar 8

You mean you only have one boob? That's rare.

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duckiegirl21 10

OP's boyfriend probably grabbed only one of her boobs to violate.

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Jorcar 8

Oh I know. That was my apparently lame attempt at humor.

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mjstaat94 4

My boyfriend does the same, but he doesn't say "earthquake".

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ilikebikes7 3

At least he didn't shake them and say minor earth tremor, that'd probably make you feel small in the booby area.

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Enslaved 36

Why did God make women with nipples?. . . To make suckers out of men! But who doesn't love boobs? ;)

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Immature much?

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perdix 29

You should have returned the favor on his dick, but yell, "ShakeWeight!"

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rosesong2494 3

Perdix, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely adore your comments! I nearly always see them and they usually make me laugh out loud. I applaud you my friend. :D

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perdix 29

Thank you. Your kind words are much appreciated. :D

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