By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 244
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Same thing different taste

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I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

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teddybear208 9

He must not have much manliness to begin with if he's worried about losing it.

uchua 16

Ew I wouldn't even let him sleep in the same bed.. Make him sleep outside.

NineeCat 32

No ********! D: I bet his knob is growing something by now...*pukes*

that can only be the case if he did something manly to smell bad in the first place. and playing video games doesn't count, no matter how awesome he did at it

BaDumTsss_fml 23

His manliness floated away with the stench

That is disgusting and lazy tell your boyfriend to shower or its over. What a **** knuckle

Time for a new boyfriend. FOH with his nasty ass