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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 137

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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You deserved it 179

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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jtfrisch 22

Monday 3 August 2015 0:35

Tell him you want sex in the shower

edward80 18

Monday 3 August 2015 0:29

I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 3 August 2015 3:55

Who knew his manliness was that fragile....

KingLewisII 34

Monday 3 August 2015 3:58

dump a bucket of water on him while he's sleep, that should clean up his act

SookyLala 13

Monday 3 August 2015 4:02

i didnt realize manliness meant unclean. welp. was doing it wrong this whole time

shelzykid 12

Monday 3 August 2015 4:10

Tell him he can't lose something he doesn't have

Model_Type_Chick 6

Monday 3 August 2015 4:17

Ew, I bet it smells like musty balls.

lukeDAduke157 11

Monday 3 August 2015 4:34

Totally a healthy person to be dating. Hopefully theres a good explanation. (Enlighten me if there is one.)

dirtbikeguy 14

Monday 3 August 2015 4:43

Well he's not wrong. Washing manliness off is a serious issue.

RtotheDTwo 9

Monday 3 August 2015 4:46

I bet he smells like swamp dick.

tiredofwaiting 25

Monday 3 August 2015 4:47

Hold off on sex until he does.

jasonswife423 18

Monday 3 August 2015 5:30

Super soaker full of soapy water...

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Gross, dude

Gross dude, dude

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