By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 244
You deserved it 2 875

Same thing different taste

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I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

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Yeah..... you should have dumped his ass after two days of not showering... dude is ****** rank.

He should have been on the couch after 1 day if you live in a hot and humid climate. That's nasty!

orsombre_fml 11

Tell him only little boys are concerned with their manliness. True men wash themselves as they respect it.

myoukei 31

If every couple took the advice of the FML community, everyone in the world would be single.

PePziNL 20

2 WEEKS? I'm already ashamed of leaving the house after two days of not showering. How were people not walking past him in a big circle?

kaf2000 5

If he doesn't have enough manliness that he thinks he can't shower.... Your dating a chick.

So now the question is, why are you dating someone that stupid?