By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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edward80 18

I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

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GeorgiaBea 28

That would be a you can't sleep next to me situation. He'd be lucky I didn't douse him with the hose.

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worldclassrager 39

Have him take a shower with you or even a bath

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I_Bite 22

A shower is probably better, if it's been that long I don't think I'd want to sit in a bath with him and all his filth floating around.

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psychopolarbear 28

Nothing like marinating in good old filth-soup

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WOTAN1488 24

However gross, i believe it can easily be handled through a method of shower coaxing. Use ur head, but mostly your naked body to accomplish this most important feat. Good luck ;)

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Domonator 16

OP, does your boyfriend care how his ever-increasing "manliness" affects your nasal passages?

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NodakN8V 25

If he thinks that...I'm afraid you've got bigger problems.

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CliffyB03 28

I'm all for manly men, but I don't want to die

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heryseshta 9

I can't say I would be able to date someone who doesn't shower, smell is a big part of attraction.

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SookyLala 13

indeed, my girlfriend wears some of the sexiest smelling perfume. it is definitely a turn on

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