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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

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ROFLsyrup 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

makaylac 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:02

TRUE DAT! I would hump right back if a guy did that!! That would be funny and strangely sexy.

eric46405 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:23

Oh shut up! It is an FML cause the idiot did it to Star Wars! Cmon now! I bet you just love when your bf humps you while Star Wars is playing! Idiot

angiethepansy 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:53

agreed

madskittlesftw 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 3:19

I humped my girlfriend to the sounds of the epic battles from lord of the rings. She didn't have a problem..

AVainAttempt 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:52

Hey look at it this way, atleast he wasn't a Trekkie wearing pointy ears and tight colorful shirts :]

AVainAttempt 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:54

Lol atleast he wasn't wearing a storm trooper outfit

wasted0087 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:38

Dude c'mon storm troopers are the shit!

anyapersad 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:56

I won't mind ;p

quazar 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:58

lucky you!!

myliferox247 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:58

pretty cool

adele77 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:59

8 roflol

usmc3004 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:01

prob the most action u Eva had lol. u should b happy!!!!

Vivelavie_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:03

How is that fml worthy? That's awesome!

emokat666 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:03

was it like I'm i'm breaking up breaking up breaking withhh you so so sry!!' lol sry couldn't help it

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