By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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starile 19

Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.

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perdix 29

Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?

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Rick1969 6

Obviously, he doesn't care much about you either, or he would try to be clean and presentable. He is lazy to boot. Your life is pretty bad, if you feel you have to stay with a bum like that.

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gtrgdss 0

so ok- then I wouldn't "feel the need" of servicing him then.

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starberries 0

I don't feel the need to service anyone. Seriously, "servicing"? Are you a hooker?

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Maybe he is passive aggressive and hinting he was hinting he has no need to shower because she always turns him away, shower or not?

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xo_mrii_xo 0

ew, dump him ? thats disscusting, why would he even tell you that?

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ilovedwh 7

You so deserve it for dating such an unhygienic person. that's sick.

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JmZ_fml 3

dat kid must smell like musty dick...smh...

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Addie_O 0

since he's your bf you mist not notice his stench so it must not be bad.

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Offer sex in shower

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aetrcsom_fml_fml 0

explain to him that a dirty penis can cause a UTI infection and tell him the dead skin on him can attract excess mites in his bed so he'll end up itching all the time.

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peachezthelette 22

YDI for dating a scrub.

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