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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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starile 19

Tell him you don't see the "need" in giving him ********.

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perdix 29

Yes, but can he SMELL the "need" to take showers?

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RAUN 8

There's no "need" to kiss. There's no "need" to eat together. There's no "need" to sleep in the same bed. There's no "need" to ride in the same car. There's no "need" for you to ever be around him.

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Synistiel 14

Okay I know people who shower every third day due to being lazy, but THAT is plain nasty.

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Synistiel 14

Okay I know people who shower every third day due to being lazy, but THAT is plain nasty.

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JVIarijke 24

Seriously, how is it possible you never noticed this before he was your boyfriend?

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Nederlander95 14

I mean if you haven't noticed I guess he has a point...

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MisUnFortunate 31

Yeah, my ex thought soap was bad for you... and deodorant... I didn't stay with him long, he wouldn't listen to me ._.

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