By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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KK3137 31

At least he didnt make you make him a sandwich...

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ScubaSteve96 0

When a mans dick aint up make him a sandwhich.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

...so? Food would wake me up to of I were him.

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pooptato 2

Sounds like he has his priorities right and proper. Honestly, if he was *actually* tired you should not have tried to have sex with him. :)

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ikickgingers 15

Your fault. Next time make his sammich then get boom boom? Jk. I'm the same way sleep, food then sex.

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dmw25 0

You must not be good at sex if he falls asleep instead of doing it with you hahahaha. Fail

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puppydog 12

Food gives you energy.. sex takes energy.. Try not depriving your boyfriend of food next time.

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mbrooks5110 0

Ok eating food is much less rigorous than sex. You should feel bad he was obviously tired if he actually feel asleep.

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