By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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cmack11 0

You were trying to have sex with your friend close by?

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SolemnlyLove 7

how the hell does a guy choose food over sex? unless you do both kinda at the same time

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stevieb123 7

**** him and get a new bf

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hibbyskid80 0

owned in the face lol

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EngineerJane 0

You had tried to have sex while you're friend was there? imagine if he did wake up to have sex with you, you're friend would've walked in on you two.

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spd2fst4u 5

A guy who refuses sex? He must have gotten some before seeing you or YDI for being ugly.

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