By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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123456ab 1

Well, food can wake a guy up. Being a guy I speak from personal experience.

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lolmikes 7

If he tryed to have sex with you well you where trying sleep, you would have yelled at him

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bshawndes1 0

How is this an fml? Food is enough to energize anyone, especially if it has bacon.

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DarthVader77 9

You must be really lousy in bed, OP! Donot worry, there are plenty of areas you are perfect in, I am sure of that.

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bobak_can_ani 7

Haven't you heard ? The path to a man's heart goes through his stomach. When will you girls learn such simple facts?

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