By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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ijnek 3

sex makes you tired. food gives you energy. did he say he's tired? cmon now.

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megaaann_fml 9

Well, I'm I virgin, but I'm guessing it does take more energy to have sex than too eat food. It's like, if you were tired, you wouldn't want to run a marathon, but you would still want to eat. See my point?

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AnthonyN 5

you can't have good sex with an empty stomach.

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jbabedd 15

Maybe you should have made him a sandwich before you tried to have sex with him. Or just let the poor guy sleep.

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unknownds_fml 0

U try to have sex with ur boyfriend while ur fren is in the house too?

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