Love: Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't...

By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Worst argument ever

By desigirl - 10/11/2015 01:03 - United States - Johnson City

Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:04

Well at least you know he loves you :/

mtull08 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:04

Go on a diet

Comments

cantholditin 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 16:06

You'll be okay, OP. -hugs- just exercise more, if you don't already. And if you decide to start working out, don't do it for your bf, do it for YOU.

SoccerDrew 4

Wednesday 7 September 2011 16:31

And you stay with him because...?

tnglator 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:52

Your breakin my heart moo cow... Im sure ull feel better after another candy bar...

tnglator 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:05

Lol... Well i can tell ur a bit agitated about the subject...damn those genetics... U'll feel better after a candy bar im sure...

tnglator 4

Friday 9 September 2011 10:33

I sense your agitated from your lengthy reply. Im sure a candy bar will fix everything though...

boticelli_fml 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:09

Tnglator dude ur funny. I loved almost all your comments. I agree, fat is as much a decision as homosexuality. Ppl should stop blaming 'genetics' n life for their own wrong decisions. No hate, only honesty

kei1108 13

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:12

New boyfriend, please.

ankoku 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:15

If you don't like being called fat then don't be fat.. Work out! Stop watching hours of t.v. every day!! Seems pretty simple to me.

boticelli_fml 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:03

WIN ! I'm a little overweight myself n friends have started telling me n I hate it n iDo exercise but its just not enough n this your comment has pushed me to register at a gym n start working on looking better n fit the way iWant 2. That's real man. if you don't like being (called) fat then stop getting fat. #Realtalk

linette5683 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:11

I think he's an ass not because he told you to lose weight no most guys want the skinny figure no he's an ass for saying there's love or something. He should have said I still love you. I was in the same situation I'm 5,4 weigh 125 and my ex told me to lose weight so I can do more physical things like run and stuff but he atleast said he'd still love me if I didn't. He should have been nice not an ass.